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5. George Pig
The kid is obsessed with dinosaurs. Nuff said. He’s also a modern man, not afraid to express his emotions – even though they are pretty much always expressed through crying.
4. Mr Bull
A workman whose solution to everything is to “dig up the road!” Dropped your keys down the well? Let’s dig up the road! There’s a hole in the road? Let’s dig up the road! Also my daughter is great at copying his shocked face when Mummy Pig makes the bell ring on the whacky mallet strength game, and it is really super cute.
3. Madame Gazelle
The playgroup teacher who has been doing the job for so long that she taught all the mummies and daddies and yet still plays in a rock band called the Rocking Gazelles. Also somehow mysteriously able to instantaneously switch from playing guitar left handed to playing right handed. The show’s very own Jimi Hendrix.
2. Grampy Rabbit
They got Brian Blessed in to play Brian Blessed. A genius move by the show’s creators.
1. Miss Rabbit
Miss Rabbit seems to have a million jobs and it is never explained why. Her mannerisms amuse me. She forgets she has parked her helicopter in the sky. She says “faint” and then faints when she meets the queen.
There are foreign versions of Miss Rabbit and again, it is never explained why. There is so much mystery to her character. I would totally watch a Better Call Saul version to find out her backstory, which I imagine would be very much like Orphan Black.
